So you've always wanted to sample the finest desserts in all the highest-class fast food restaurants of Palm Bay? You say you've dreamed of nibbling on McDonaldland cookies while gazing pensively over the squalling mass of small children clogging the PlayPlace? So you've always wanted to sip vanilla milkshakes as you feel your back melding to the hard plastic chairs of your favorite fast food emporium? Well, everything you've waited for is coming to Fellowship Youth! Here is the schedule for the upcoming Dessert Tour N Bible Study With Some FREE! Scary Bad Driving:
November 19: McDonald's--featuring apple pies, ice cream sundaes, milkshakes.
November 26: Brief break from fast food dessert sampling. We will have to settle for turkey, stuffing, pies, cakes, cookies, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, that weird green bean and onion string casserole your Aunt Helga always brings that even the dog won't eat, etc. etc. You will survive but it might not be pretty.
December 3: Burger King. Featuring Hershey's chocolate pie, cheesecake.
December 10: Wendy's. The immortal Frosty!
December 17: Dunkin' Donuts for Breakfast dessert (aka donuts.)
There will be special prizes offered for those who dare to do The Two Tasks of DOOOOOOooOOOM at each restaurant. What are The Two Tasks of DOOOOOOoooOOOOOM you quite reasonably ask? Come tomorrow to find out! We leave at 6:32 promptly. See you there,
Oh, and here is a link so that you can preview the fine dining we will sample:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat/mcdonalds_menu.html
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